She Hulk Season 2 Canceled (Funeral Transcript)
The funeral of She-Hulk 2 took place on January 18th, 2024, where many of the Marvel Executives, are accompanied by their wives who resemble cracked out elites who now know their golden goose is gone. I was given special permission to speak at She-Hulk’s funeral, as the once bright future of a woman who was a lawyer was taken out by one simple cancerous disease, “get woke, go broke.” A rainy day in California, where tears of money men are staining the once plentiful soil of Marvel related series, are present. Following many, including Megan the Stallion, now let me walk across the stage. It’s scary having to face so many greedy people who don’t love a series, and I was never a fan, speaking for a dead series.
“For many of us, we are gathered here, not only because of a sad state of affairs, but we shouldn’t look at the broken memories of She-Hulk’s legacy, but the reminder that we all have to stand up for women like She-Hulk. She-Hulk didn’t deserve a short lived series, that managed to rip out any beating heart that it had. And it’s not just thanks to Megan the Stallion, who managed to show off her twerking abilities, and give She-Hulk her chance to show off her rump postierer, for the world. But this isn’t the case of one cancerous disease moving through the show. It’s not hard to fall for a large big breasted green goblin like She-Hulk. The outcome isn’t the life she didn’t have, but the life robbed from her short lived career. As a lawyer, She-Hulk had many adventures, long before Marvel ever pointed a camer on the talented lawyer. It’s the unlikely test of fate that Marvel, who lost over 225 million dollars to recreate the legendary lawyer, ran out of time to continue such a wickedly horrible series that proved that no woman, even if she’s overpowered and has green breasts, can make her way to the silver screen. Maybe it wasn’t just the fault of the beautiful breasts and ass that the Marvel effects did, but the writing, the sloppy lazy, diabetic coma inducing dialogue that tried to mirror their cousin, Deadpool, but didn’t do She-Hulk justice. Or the way she used her own injustice as a woman to belittle the Hulk, her father. It comes as no surprise that with the death of She-Hulk, it comes as no surprise why I’m here at the funeral. Looking at the corpse of a beautiful green single lawyer with no more words, no more beating heart, that turns the heart of a show into a well earned franchise, is diseased by the destructive act of non creative writers who failed to give She-Hulk a personality that could create a show worth watching. The unnatural disease of “Get Woke, Go Broke” is as worse than any Covid related disease, and now, we’re here, gathered to watch She-Hulk lowered into the coffin. To have died so young, is a shame, as her body now represents those greedy purple mafia men and women who thought that this show would relate to people. I would laugh, but as I am mourning, I can also criticize the purple mafia themselves, who think they control the hearts and minds of the people. You deserve the criticism, as your tears now stain Marvel, which had a beautiful start, is now destroyed. As Ozymandias, a smart and brilliant man, once said, ‘Canaan is devastated, Ashkelon is fallen, Gezer is ruined, yenoam is reduced to nothing, Israel is desolated and her seed is no more, and Palestine has become a widow for Egypt.’ This comes as no surprise as the funeral itself is populated by sycophantic narcassisists who destroyed any chance of a great show, with an inflated budget, is now the cause of her death. Bloated horrible and disgusting vile people who created the death of art, are all now present. I shall not name names because you deserve to die with She-Hulk. And I won’t be negative, but the enemy itself is here. A bloated budget, and ideology destroying another promising series. As I would be here to dishonor those who would destroy Art, I am here to create and note the death, and sadness, of a once promising series, like She-Hulk. Cut down by woke politics and a bloated budget. May She-Hulk rest in peace.”
(Note: Tim Pool’s video covered more of the woke ideology rhetoric, but I was invited to the funeral, since I never watched it).
-Louis Bruno is the author of more than 21 books, including, The Michael Project, The Michael Project: Book 2: The Lost Children of Eve, Thy Kingdom Come, The Disintegrating Bloodline Part 2: Chaos, The Data Chase, The Disintegrating Bloodline part 3: Solvè, The Disintegrating Bloodline (and the original text re-released in 2019), Apocalypse Soldier, The Data Chase, Selection: The First Book of the Life and Death Saga, and Blinking Eyes: The Second Book of the Life and Death Saga, Hierarchy of Dwindling Sheep, The City of Sand, The God of Curiosity, To the Moon and Back, The Villain Lives and The Villain Lives: The Divided Pinpoint, Come Home, Young One, City of Sand: Book 1: The Holy Terror, and The Voices Are Alive, and The City of Sand: Book 2: Jerusalem Ignited. He has a Bachelor of Arts in English from University of Phoenix. His books can be found on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Lulu. He can be found on Gab, https://gab.com/thereallouistbruno, Minds https://www.minds.com/lbruno8063/. Instagram @lbrruno8063 and @louisbrunoofficialbook. Twitter: https://twitter.com/LouisBr88881650. He has written for the Intellectual Conservative and Ephemere. His two newest books, The City of Sand: Book 2: Jerusalem Ignited, and The Savior, the Flood, and the Beast: Three Plays are out now: https://www.amazon.com/City-Sand-Book-Jerusalem-Ignited/dp/1365979660/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1G8HAWZP73ZFO&keywords=Louis+Bruno+City+of+Sand+book+2&qid=1675772880&sprefix=louis+bruno+city+of+sand+book+2%2Caps%2C88&sr=8-1. https://www.amazon.com/Savior-Flood-Beast-Three-Plays/dp/1088120997/ref=pd_ybh_a_sccl_4/140-0249150-4265358?pd_rd_w=W5fsa&content-id=amzn1.sym.67f8cf21-ade4-4299-b433-69e404eeecf1&pf_rd_p=67f8cf21-ade4-4299-b433-69e404eeecf1&pf_rd_r=2E73RTDRBVPZEY5D77V2&pd_rd_wg=69KGI&pd_rd_r=59d8721c-bf89-4fa7-bd88-7a072004a89f&pd_rd_i=1088120997&psc=1.