Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes # 5: Twitch Streamers Made More Money than God in 2020
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Masculinity. It’s a topic that most men should dead center exists. I have a penis. I get mad. But somehow men didn’t get mad when women decided to become Twitch Streamers. No, ladies and gentlemen, you motherfuckers, couldn’t not pay these women. It’s bad enough when a woman will shame you with “it’s only five dollars” that you had to give them everything. It wasn’t enough if you had wives, you had to pay for them. What most kids call this today is simping. Urban Dictionary’s definition of simping is “When you infatuate over women, allowing them to take over your mind, and cause you to do things for them that you wouldn’t normally do.”[i] According to Menhealth’s.com April 2nd 2020 article by Zachary Zane, “a 2019 Urban Dictionary post, it stands for “Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy.”[ii]
Men have now allowed this term to eradicate all forms of masculinity. As men during 2020 gave money to famous twitch streamers in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic. According to the Wall Street Journal’s October 8th 2021 by Sarah Needlemen recounts from the Twitch leak “some people can make six-figure monthly incomes from playing videogames in front of a live online audience.” Again, this takes no time whatsoever. Playing video games is fun but males, if they did this, rarely ever make the sums women “Last month, people spent 1.7 billion hours watching Twitch, which is up more than 20% from a year earlier, according to StreamElements, a provider of tools and services for content creators.
The leak announced on 4chan identifies streamers’ monthly revenue-sharing payments from Twitch since August 2019. Last month alone, a videogame streamer in Canada earned approximately $705,000 from the platform, while a group of Dungeons & Dragons players brought in roughly $311,000.”[iii]
Now, this is sad, by most sane people’s opinions. Rappers used to be able to make this type of money. When 50 Cent has to file for bankruptcy to not pay his taxes, you know something’s fucked up here. As a straight white male covering this data, all I can say is, this is on us. But you lazy soy weak motherfuckers are ruining the dating ecosphere. Women won’t date unless you take away there privileges. If you didn’t pay these girls, they would end up in a strip club and then consider there life choices. But no, let’s just prop these whores up when they have no other reason to be worshipped. When the one titty Cancer survivor whore is the only one at Hooters on Tuesday and Thursday.
Yay, Feminism, right! Let’s be fucking real here. Cecilia D’Anastasio of Arstechnica.com and Wired.com, reported, on October 9th, 2021, “NUMBA 6 BEGS FOR PRIMES,” top streamer Ludwig Ahgren titled his livestream Wednesday, referring to Twitch’s Prime subscriptions. Twenty-four thousand viewers tuned in. Scrolling through a website that organized the payout information into a leaderboard, Ahgren typed in various streamers’ usernames to find what they made. (The website has since been taken down.) At one point, Ahgren called another streamer, Matthew “Mizkif” Rinaudo, to continue the gossip fest. “Number six!” Rinaudo yelled in a greeting to Ahgren. “You have to scroll to see my number. That’s embarrassing. I’d never want to hide how much I make, so I’m down to make a meme out of it,” Ahgren tells WIRED. “I've had a meme for a while: bigger number, better person. That's kind of how it feels when you're a content creator, directly correlating your value as a human to how big you are, how much money you make.” (Ludwig confirmed that he did earn about $3.3 million through Twitch subscriptions, Twitch Bits, and ads from late 2019 to October 2021.)”[iv]
If you’re expecting sympathy from me on this men, you won’t. Giving twitch whores money is the dumbest thing you could do. Give it a real whore who can give you more pleasure than you would ever have! If you added to any twitch girls bank accounts you are not a man. You are ruining the dating world. You deserved to be aborted! You deserve to be beaten down in the streets. You have no real place on this earth. Go masturbate to some whore you give money to and watch all the time online, and you will never meet in real life. You will have nothing in the end. If any of you do this, please go do what the Amazing Atheist did. The Banana up the ass treatment. Will be the only action you soy latte retards get.
[i] https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=simping.
[ii] https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/a31994140/what-is-simping/.
[iii] https://www.wsj.com/articles/twitch-data-leak-shows-some-streamers-make-hundreds-of-thousands-per-month-11633646198.
[iv] https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2021/10/millionaire-twitch-streamers-react-to-their-leaked-earnings/?comments=1.
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