Open Letter to Joe Biden: Farewell you old war mongering racist asshole!

For the past four years of your presidency, from 2020 to 2024, nothing good has happened under your reign. You have made a total of 48 incorrect decisions that have impacted my state, my family members (your increase of epi-pens has not helped people who have shrimp allergies), the shortage on gas, the price increase of food in America, (your sons cocaine habit that would make any black male you imprisoned in the 90’s you imprisoned for weed possession beg for your imprisonment), censoring Americans across all social media platforms with the help of the NSA banning people for dissent, your botched withdrawal of Afghanistan, started a war against Russia, push any moral sensible democrats to the right by your insane logic, trying to assassinate your opponents, both literally and physically, is shuffling off with your defeat to Donald J. Trump in 2024.

We’re not sad to see you go. You divided our country. You turned families against one another. You used the media, such as large scale mainstream corporations, to your bidding. You used social mecia as your personal wet napkin of information, against the American people. You, Joe Biden, are the absolute worst when it comes to family trauma. I hope Ashley Biden doesn’t commit suicide after the world knowing that you showered with her, as well. You deserve a fate worse than death, which is being remembered for the worst president, in all of American History.

You make Lyndon B. Johnson far more patriotic than you and he fucked upt the Vietnam war. Good thing you suffer from too much dementia to read this, because I don’t see you as a person. You’re a piece of shit that plagiarized his college papers and didn’t have the gumption to pay them off enough not to tell on you.

You’re worse than a two bit criminal. A fraud would be a worthy title if that even fit your bespeckled legacy. You’re the come stain of American history. You’re the awful reminder why no one should vote for the Democratic party, because you’re not the party of the people. You failed them a long time ago, and bitch, you weren’t even president then.

If you fell on the landmine for the party, you’re now chopped and screwed, because by the time I finish this letter, you will be dissolving in your diarrhea filled coma of ice cream and kiddie porn.

I’ll end this by saying outright, nobody will miss you. Not even your own kids will miss you. The country will not miss you. Personally, I wish they would bury you with cement so your zombified bones won’t come back on judgement day to wish us a Merry Christmas. Even if you might want to jump down chimneys and touch children.

Sincerely,

Ltb