Mountain Deer in Pennsylvania Mad he can’t own an AR-15 with 300 blackout rounds
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In Pennsylvania, Joe Deer, a mountain buck raised to be the leader of his wife, Emily, and his children, Bill and Radish, are perturbed by the Pennsylvania voting board, created to outlaw a large mountain buck, like himself, from owning a AR-15 Carbine rifle. “The Rifle is perfect for me and my family. I can teach Bill and Raddish self reliance and they have a lot to face. With the rise of meat, I and my family face an incredible risk.”
When asked about his choice of owning a shotgun over an AR-15, his response shocked the Pennsylavania voting board. “If you would believe the amount of stress I am under to provide for me and my family. Going to work sometimes is dangerous for me. And Joe Biden is to blame. He would outlaw AR-15’s. They are a basic right for self defense. Plus Radish my young daughter will have to face a world where crooked Democrats are going to make the world a tough place. If Joe Biden wants to outlaw AR-15’s, he’s not taking a working class animal in his voting booth. But this is a terrible time. If a good honest deer can’t own an AR-15 to protect himself and his family, then every animal and humans rights are up for grabs.”
Joe Biden could not be reached for comment since his nap time doesn’t allow for further questions. Jen Psaki, spokesperson for Washington’s press secretary had this to say in her press conference. “If Joe Deer does not feel satisfied with our decision and the Pennsylvania state legislatures, he is welcome to file an appeal.” But the appeal for Joe Deer is a civil liberties case that will then face one transgression only. To keep deer from being able to work and procreate freely. “And it’s all thanks to Joe Biden.” Mr Deer replied, as his house is pelted with animal urine, which gives his children anxiety. “They have medication to take and it gets difficult with the harassment. I wish we had a gun at this point.”
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