Libertarian Frog Won’t Cross the Road
-For the Uncensored!
Bill Croak, a long potbellied frog with small grey whiskers, is at the center of our controversy. The Commonwealth of Virginia is a long standing humanitarian aide to the wildlife, and if any natural disasters happen to occur, OSHA is always there to respond. What Bill Croak, Williamsburg Virginia, with his tobacco and pipe sits comfortably to talk to all the newscasters. The media frenzy of Mr. Croak is rather palpable.
“Today, the rights of all frogs are encroached upon by the unlawful terms that plague every male and female frog. The roads have always been my concern. I fought for frogs ability to govern there lands peacefully. But the world has now called on a new term. Roads. Roads have always been at the center of frog rights. My grandfather was the basis for the game FROGGER, to which me and my family live off the rights and publishing. It’s exciting to bring the frog world to the human race. But right now, the roads are still my family’s concern. Nothing safe is created without properly functioned roads, as cars must move toward their destination. But for me, roads are against all living beings. Both human and animal form. They eat into both taxes and wildlife funding. But they are properly misfunded as some of my kin often get stuck and meet a cruel fate by the cars. But it’s not the cars fault. But the fault of Governor Ralph Northam, who had been donating to big toxic chemical plants that would then eat their way into the roads, and cause serious damage to both frog and humans. But no more. We will not cross the road because the road itself is a travesty upon everyone.”
When asked by local Williamsburg news anchors for the Virginia Gazette staff article writer, Jonathan L. Sortz, asks, “Will you seek help from Governor Glenn Youngkin to help you in this charge with any wildlife activists? Can you comment on that?”
“No, sir, but this isn’t Governor Youngkin’s fault. This is the fault of greedy corporations who wish to take away private ownership and thus take away a service for our human counterparts to get to and from work. The consequence of this is that roads have become unregulated, and thus should be defunded. But such as political this may be, roads have always been part of my family’s history. We laugh at FROGGER and even some of my grandkids play it, too. What can’t be stressed is that roads now cannot be trusted. What the immediate concern is that roads are now the fault of society that won’t then change. It’s either roads or no roads.”
The press is shocked, but the concern is often never given to the worldly Bill Croak who seems like the odd frog out. His words might change something, but he managed to get his point across.
Governor Youngkin did respond over the weekend on Sunday, April 10th, 2022, and stated, “We want to ensure such a fine frog like Bill Croak is treated with respect and given his place in society. I used to play FROGGER all the time and this information was so enlightening. We will work with the best with Mr. Croak to the best of our abilities.”
The Richmond Times Halle Parker, managed to reach the conclusion that, “Mr. Croak is wasting his time asking for Governor Youngkin’s help.”
But Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States reached out, “Don’t worry Mr. Croak we’re gonna make a deal. I hope you like your bucket of feed, because you’re gonna get a lot of it.” Sharing his support, Twitter has lost its mind and shit its pants.
The twist then comes when Bill Croak even refused PETA’s help.
“They don’t care about animal rights. I don’t trust them.”
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