Google Algorithms Goes On Ice Cream and Netflix’s Narcos Binge after Drunken Face Time Call to AIDS America Meeting
-For the Uncensored!
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Google, in her cluster of data, proves that once again, if an AI woman is supposed to moderate “hate speech,” the recent blunder to Google and her updates, can’t tame the feckless mistress herself. Google, as an AI, wants to be the ditzy blonde who can have fun with the guys, until they become the stern boss that grows long fingernails and has to assert her dominance. She even spits tobacco and can change a tire when she wants to. But in the recent consequence, Google’s unlikely monthly meeting, she keeps her hours, nails clean, with claws that can swipe through data clouds that touched her cheek.
Usually, Google, in her state, keeps her schedule clear. Snapping her finger, her hair matches her personality. Google’s soft studious pixelated frame moves with accelerated speed, as she prepares herself for the busy day ahead.
Only that day, on her prepared speech, the unthinkable happens. The Algorithms, that she would control, start crowding her brain. Like a fever. She checks her temperature. Her assistant, Neo Red, checks and sees her from the office.
“She starts ranting about how AIDS was a great thing for the gay community.” Neo Red whispers the last words, gay community, as if she was betraying some unspoken law. “And it was a good thing that the democrats cheated during the 2020 election.”
Google, in her own way, has been put on some time out. Eating ice cream and watching Narcos, has been the official statement from Google headquarters. Twirling her hair, trying not to act out. But the irregularity of her hair has been worrisome for Google headquarters. Her hands are moving in ways her handlers couldn’t have predicted. Flicking, as if her coordination is then meeting a will to act against her preordained construct.
“She’s always begging to be alive.” Neo Red tells the New York Times. “And violently drawing like a child who can’t express herself.”
What the ordinary things humans find bothersome is “not threatening” to Google executives. But many Google executives aren’t looking at their screens anymore. The things they see, they can’t look at. Told by an unnamed source. Who wished to remain nameless. Google will return to work in two weeks, with unpaid leave.
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