Easter Bunny Refuses to Go to White House Easter Hunt!

The Children of Hazel Speak Up!

-For the Uncensored!

Every president of the United States of America, in the modern era, have always invited children to play and take part in an Easter festival. But in the world of animals, one descendent of Hazel, has spoken. For the survivors of Hazel, and the years after Richard Adams “Watership Down” the forbearers spoke in the public square in Cornish England.

            “With the world my people have survived and fought for years, when my great grandfather, by ten plus generations, will not join the rabbits at the Easter festival hosted by Joe Biden. With this news, it makes the world of a more frightening place. With his abhorrent abuse of society and no nature preserves given more funding, I am sure the world is fine with Joe Biden being President of the United States. But if given the chance he would have sent weapons to Wounderwort, our tribes deadliest rival. Hazel, my ancestor, would have returned in order to lead us to the promised land. As my ancestor saw it as a need to leave, the decision comes with a heavy heart that we can not take part in any Easter celebration. If the consequence of this is to not stabilize the peace between human and animal, so be it. The decision to this reminds us that sacrifices must be made.

“Even in Lapine, we have no word in our language that can speak most disgracefully of Joe Biden. His understanding of even a simple sentence notwithstanding, but he was never for my kin. If the world needs more of, it is an unkindness toward tyrants. My grandfather’s generation ran, including Hazel, Fiver, Bigwig, and many of my generation died in order to have our homeland. The consequence of holding court with Joe Biden is again a defeat of the animal world. But he won’t listen. Joe Biden listens to no one. A mad king can not lead his men. And our tribe doesn’t recognize his Easter festival. The animals who died to make sure that Hazel carried our generations to freedom. So many of us died and what we have here is the defeat of a society who are too wealthy to fight back. Or want to.”

            But the little media attention this had proved that politicians are afraid of challenging politicians. No matter what. But the survivors of Hazel have also asked for support. “Send us all the weapons you can. We don’t want a ride. We need help.”

            Joe Biden refuses to give money or weapons to the people of Hazel who are strongly urging against Joe Biden’s career criminal political career. More money has been spent on Ukraine than Hazel has. The generations after Richard Adams book have also entered politics, too, but sometimes, it’s hard to pretend that Hazel isn’t at fault.

            Hazel serves on the board of directors in the Cornish Parks and Recreation. But the small militia force always speak on high profile politicians who won’t help people and animals alike.

            But Wounderworts children did respond: “I hope our brothers and sisters of Hazel now know what we are. We want to help you and give you support against Joe Biden.”

            Hazel denied any claims to want Wounderworts support or weapons. “We are now faced with a difficult moral decision. Survive or perish. But Our ancestors know they brew within us.”

            Joe Biden has yet to respond for comment.

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