Digitally Altered Alex Trebek to Host Jeopardy!
-For the Uncensored!
Jeopardy has fallen on hard times. After years of frustrating family members and only one person answering all the questions, Alex Trebek, the long patron saint of Jeopardy, passed away due to Pancreatic cancer. Finding a host for the show has become a natural fucking disaster. The way society will push out potential candidates. Hell, if you had a hot dog guy hosting the show, cancel culture would find something wrong with him. (As Darrell Hammond who played Sean Connery on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy said: “This guy reads from a card.”)
So, in the quest to find the one true heir to Jeopardy that will capture everyone’s hearts again, is Alex Trebek. But he’s dead. Thanks to the Wachowski twins, director of the Matrix Tetralogy, the world of Jeopardy, with quick witted answers behind cards. There’s nothing more satisfying than learning that Alex Trebek will return from the dead.
“Hell, a dead guy can’t offend anyone. It will be a great way not to offend anyone. And having the Wachowski’s ” The Lawyers from ABC mentioned in a hot tweet in the middle of the night.
The Wachowski twins are technical marvels and the help they could give Jeopardy would help in the terrible PR that the show has recently faced.
Of course, the family couldn’t be more pleased. “We are so happy to see our father back on screen.” Elaine Trebek said in an interview with MSNBC.
While there would be misgivings considering the death of Alex Trebek, the Wachowski Twins were thrilled to be brought to the project.
“We can make sure no hair would be left on his signature moustache.” Lana Wachowski said in an interview.
The wealth of talent brought to the project has also brought the future of 4K technology that could help people relate to a beam of light.
Rumors that Keanu Reeves would be the host of Jeopardy are a buzz within the industry. “Keanu could fly in and shoot bullets at the screen. And he could perform 200 signature Kung fu moves in order to help Jeopardy succeed.”
No plans have been announced as the Matrix Revolutions trailer is due out to the public in the following weeks of September 2021.
“Jeopardy will no doubt benefit from the new age modern techniques like Bullet time, as the slide will move toward the screen, and Keanu can read the statements. It’s the ultimate total immersion for Jeopardy and Matrix fans alike.” Lana added before production began in 2021.
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