Angry Feminist Introduces Critical Light Bulb Theory
"Criticism is violence, and you’re only proving the white light bulb right"
-For the Uncensored!
For Nina Jones, a lifetime of studying engineering has brought her to a question in her 32 years on earth. “Why are light bulbs racist?” It’s not an unusual thing for Gen Z lefties to think about. God knows there time is spent on tiktok and spending time with their three cats. The cats are all staring at each other, trying to figure out what their owner, Nina Jones is accomplishing. The undeniable fortune of becoming a UCLA abundantly clear. Nina Jones, who graduated in double majors in Theatrical Dance, her entire twenties was spent reading “The Vagina Monologues” and oil her nail filer with cat urine over.
“Keep my girls clean.”
Only her days spent in college was leading her to this moment. When she was inspired by looking at a light bulb. Her journey from college to final thesis spent many hours dedicated to the light bulb. The history, and how men easily turned something genuine into a patriarchal society.
With that began her rise to stardom. Glowing praise for her fifty page thesis, but the public didn’t buy it.
Nina, who in her time, saw criticizing a light bulb was even more important than Nikolas Teslas invention ever did. The confusing act of criticism, Critical Light Bulb theory, asks for black light bulbs, as if the light bulb can’t help that its white.
Nina Jones responded to attacks, but doubled down in her demented beautiful world view. It’s always the SJW’s who fall the hardest. Nina Jones quit her social media prescence on May 21st, 2022, as she needed a break from the “criticism” she received.
“Criticism is violence, and you’re only proving the white light bulb right.”
Nina, whose life was ruined, blames the light bulb for being white and beautiful. And her responsible immunity brought her to this realization.
“A broken light bulb won’t bring me happiness. I retire to live a normal life, with a man, and be happy again.”
Many feminists still threaten her life for making this life changing vision. Of finding love and leaving Twitter alone. And realizing that no women should ever try to use a light bulb.
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