A Lone Eagle Fights for Freedom!
-For the Uncensored!
In 2022, descent is banished from all conversation. No taboo is allowed upon the very lips of American speakers. But one eagle, Rich Eagle, as his wings stand tall and the words of dissent march together, came in one release. Rich Eagle shat on Joe Biden, in a numerous yet inundating commencement speech. Which probably no one remembers what he said or why he was speaking.
Joe Biden in his constant appearance as President, as he is made fun of even in his own administration mocks his very words. Rich Eagle, in his constant erudite words had this to say. “Our nation is being undermined everyday by a wordless hapless man who can’t even speak. As the nation itself is facing a national crisis, where gas, water, and freedom of speech is being ridiculed by Biden and his administration, I took it upon myself to show the world what America truly thinks. If the understanding of my actions are lost on people, it’s okay. They will try and kill me or chain me. But I would rather die than be held captive for an old pervert.”
The nation itself was silently laughing at Joe Biden. Rich Eagle, in his tall majestic form, fought for the nation in its most dire moments. His time spent saving baby eagle chicks from the California fires saw a rightful place among many weak kneed conservationists.
“The liberals say they care about the environment. Nothing they say actually owns up to reality. They will carelessly dump their soda cans on the road, and they won’t ever donate to a national wildlife preserve. As an eagle, you spy lots of mail that gets thrown in trash. Yes, even beloved Alexandria Mustachio Cortez, is another phony fraud that can’t help herself when she lies. Hell, maybe I’ll take a duce on her if she tries to speak out again. If the right to dissent means my shit can hit Joe Biden’s shoulder, then I’m going to speak for the majority of Americans who are being silenced. My shit is the solemn act of protest and statement made against Joe Biden. A failed politician with no real status in life other than the coins in his pocket. If anyone would have hated Joe Biden, it would have been the founding fathers. My feathers go all the way back to the foundations of this country, as my descendants were laying eggs in George Washingtons trees. So, this is my single right to protest, and I do this for all Americans in 2022. I hope everyone can find their right to protest.”
Joe Biden’s administration, as catastrophic failure could ever admit, projects it spiraling gifts onto the nation, was overjoyed for just one moment.
“I only wish I could have done that to Hunter Biden, too. It wouldn’t be the first time that happened to him.”
The FBI are now on the lookout for Rich Eagle, and his whereabouts are unknown. Cause we aren’t snitches.
-Louis Bruno is the author of more than 19 books, including, The Michael Project, The Michael Project: Book 2: The Lost Children of Eve, Thy Kingdom Come, The Disintegrating Bloodline Part 2: Chaos, The Data Chase, The Disintegrating Bloodline part 3: Solvè, The Disintegrating Bloodline (and the original text re-released in 2019), Apocalypse Soldier, The Data Chase, Selection: The First Book of the Life and Death Saga, and Blinking Eyes: The Second Book of the Life and Death Saga, Hierarchy of Dwindling Sheep, The City of Sand, The God of Curiosity, To the Moon and Back, The Villain Lives and The Villain Lives: The Divided Pinpoint, Come Home, Young One. He has a Bachelor of Arts in English from University of Phoenix. His books can be found on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Lulu. He can be found on Gab, https://gab.com/thereallouistbruno, Minds https://www.minds.com/lbruno8063/. Instagram @lbrruno8063 and @louisbrunoofficialbook. Our Freedom Book https://www.ourfreedombook.com/thereallouistbruno17. He has written for the Intellectual Conservative and Ephemere. His next series, City of Sand is out now:https://www.lulu.com/en/us/shop/louis-bruno/city-of-sand/hardcover/product-rke9jz.html?page=1&pageSize=4. Also, if you can’t subscribe so that you can get members only content, please be sure to share the articles, as well. If you do Subscribe and pay, as well so you can get my articles in your inbox every time, and access to the paid articles that some readers won’t get to see. Every little bit helps in the war against Big Tech. Thanks for reading.
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